Borrowed from Trac:
If I were a month, I'd be June...no school and sunny. If I were a day of the week, I'd be Saturday because you still have a day left to do everything else...If I were a color, I'd be blue...because, I'm vain and I look good in it. If I were an animal I'd be a turtle, because I'd be able to hide my head if needed. If I were a movie, I'd be Garden State, because waking up to feeling life is most important. If I were a class, I'd be Art, Law and Ethics, thought provoking and relevant. If I were a shoe, I'd be indoor soccer shoes, or my "Blowme" boots. If I were an ice cream flavor, I'd be mint chocolate chip. If I were a place, I'd be Okoboji. If I were an element, I'd be iron..because I can remember the symbol for it. If I were a perfume, I'd be Halo by Victoria's Secret, because it smells good on me. If I were a state, I'd be one I haven't visited yet...unfair to judge what state I'd be, since i haven't been to all yet. If I were a country, again same problem. If I were an instrument, are we talking like musical or torture or something else? I'd be a french horn then..If I were a season, I'd be fall...If I were a body part, I'd be a mouth. If I were a flavor, I'd be cinnimon and sugar a mixture...If I were an alcoholic drink, I'd be an alabama slammer...If I were a shape, I'd be a rhombus! If I were a number, I'd be 27 If I were a president, I'd be a damn good one and still a woman. If I were a beauty product, I'd be flavored lipgloss. If I were a book, I'd be Me Talk Pretty One Day. If I were a letter of the alphabet, I'd be an ampersand, but that's not really a letter...If I were a word, I'd be the word word. If I were a store, I'd be Target. If I were a song, I'd be anything by Guster. If I were an item of clothing, I'd be a oversized comfy sweatshirt. If I were a clothing line, um, no idea here...fashion? If I were a facial feature, I'd be a smile. If I were an emotion, I'd be love. If I were a sound, I'd be laughter. If I were a scent, I'd be lilac. If I were a car, I'd be a Civic. If I were a fruit, I'd be a blueberry. If I were a planet, I'd be Earth. If I were a feeling, I'd be calm. If I were a bone, I'd be a collarbone (cause I've broken mine) If I were a flower, I'd be a dandilion, not really a flower, but alot of fun to pick up. If I were jewelry, I'd be my necklace. If I were a show, I'd be Everwood. If I were you, I'd be thanking god this post is over.