It's 3:30 in the morning, I'm still up...and I've stolen this from Traci, enjoyed her answers, and filled in my own.

If I were a month I would be: October, because that is the month that Fall sets in and Halloween parties take place, and you can pretend to be someone you’re not.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursdays because I get to sleep in and stay out later and good shows and Mug club at Brothers
If I were a time of day I would be: very early morning hours (near dawn) when everything is peaceful, and yet, just about to get started
If I were a planet I would be: Venus, cause apparently that’s where women are from
If I were an animal I would be: a cat, generous, nice and loving when I want to be, but also in need of my alone time.
If I were a direction I would be: West – because I haven’t been out far enough in that direction yet.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: my coffee table back home, that thing has been through craft projects, leapfrog games, table dancing, and still remains sturdy and strong – I wish I could say I’m like that. If I were a sin I would be: lust – because if I’m going to be a sin, I might as well pick one that’s fun for me and everyone else – see I’m really very giving. So not greed.
If I were a historical figure I would be: how about a historical/mythological figure – in that case I’d pick Athena (Greek Goddess of Wisdom) cause it would be so nice to be able to give good advice to my friends
If I were a liquid I would be: kool aid (the sugar free kind, so kids can add as much sugar as they want to defeat the purpose of my nutritional value)
If I were a tree I would be: an oak tree
If I were a flower/plant I would be: lilacs
If I were a kind of weather I would be: an early morning rainstorm that makes you want to stay in bed and cuddle under the sheets with your loved one and NEVER get up.
If I were a musical instrument I would be: voice
If I were an emotion I would be: calm (because I’m not often)
If I were a color I would be: royal blue – because my eyes look good in it (oh, a hint of deadly sin: vanity)
If I were a vegetable I would be: carrot
If I were a sound I would be: laughter
If I were an element I would be: I’d be an alloy actually
If I were a car I would be: my 2004 Honda Civic Bessie
If I were a song I would be: not sure, I’ve got so many favorite songs that tell the soundtrack to my life
If I were a movie I would be directed by: again, not sure
If I were a book I would be written by: David Sedaris – at least he could make my life seem funny to others
If I were a food I would be: fettuccini Alfredo
If I were a place I would be: Okoboji
If I were a material I would be: warm fuzzy sweater
If I were a taste I would be: sweet
If I were a scent I would be: lilacs
If I were a word I would be: kissIf I were an object I would be: a painting
If I were a body part I would be: eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: a smile
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Rainbow Brite
If I were a shape I would be a: rhombus (cause I like the way it sounds)
If I were a number I would be: 27, cause it is my fav!